” Then she bemoaned her loss, crying out, “If I could only get my hacky sack again, I would give everything I have in the world!” Whilst she was wailing, something swung overhead from a vine.

Looking longingly into the well, she sang, “I’m wishing, for the one I love. She considered jumping in after it, but then she remembered that creepy girl from the Ring movies and nixed that idea entirely. Plop! It disappeared into the inky water, which, like her appetite, seemed bottomless. So startled and distressed by her disagreeably dowdy appearance was she that the princess accidentally dropped the hacky sack and down it fell. “There are literally zero pictures of the Swiss Miss cocoa girl on my inspiration board! Moi’s contract specifically said Prada would design all my outfits! Where’s what’s-his-name-that stage manager guy? Tell him I’m calling my agent.” “A bonnet, dirndl, and clogs!? On moi!?!” she exclaimed, aghast. She peered over the low row of bricks encircling it and gasped at her reflection. She had made an effort to play with it less, but alas, she couldn’t kick the habit.Īfter a time, she came to a well in the woods she’d never seen before.

For hours at a time she would bounce the little bean-filled bag from foot to foot. She carried with her a golden hacky sack, for hacking was her favorite hobby. One fine afternoon, young princess Piggy took a walk in the forest in her bonnet, dirndl, and clogs. And that’s not the only exclusive we’ve got! You can read one of the stories from the book right now!! Without further ado, here’s “Kermit the Frog-Prince” inspired by The Frog Prince:

Miss piggy phantom of the opera book